Unlock Structured Settlement

Unlock structured settlement is a pile of marketing crock created by structured settlement buyers some of who even use handcuff images to deceive and entice unsophisticated brothers and homes who are receiving structured settlement payments, to sell them at a big discount.  Here’s more rhyme sublime  to give you the 411 on this predatory “unlock structured settlement” advertising scheme.

A structured settlement unlock

Just a piece of marketing crock

Like Hickory Dickory Dock

But the”mouse” ran off with your lot.


Unlock structured settlement

Is rarely for your betterment

Be left with half your dough

Believe me bro that blows

Few people that do it crow


Unlock structured settlement

A phrase that is used

By some who wish to light your fuse

Cash now sounds like news you can use

But the path there is fraught with abuse


Unlock structured settlement

Why the key don’t work?

‘Cause you got forum shopped, fuckin’ jerks

Said you live where you don’t own

Worked until your cover was blown


Unlock your structured settlement

Turned you into a fraud

Your intention was flawed

Now you’re eatin salt cod

Livin’ in a pea pod.


Unlock your structured settlement

Every river is has a little sediment

But the income river still flows

That’s your structure Satch Mo’!

Structured settlement payments

They keep you in the flow Joe.


So check your locks

Don’t let em be picked

By needle nosed cash now pricks

Be transfixed or fooled

By their bag of tricks

Pour yourself a lemonade mix

And with the money you saved

Some sweet ass new kicks.


Unlock your structured settlement is  a heap of crap

Coming my friends is the end of this rap

Hope I keep you from the booby trap

The unlock structured settlement trap.


Lyrics by Stanky Franky




















Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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