Unlicensed Salesmen

If you sell structured settlement, you enter what a writer for the Washington Post calls the “netherworld of structured settlements”.  It is a world of unlicensed salesmen and saleswomen who some liken to flesh ripping scavenging birds of prey.

cash now structured settelment vultures
Cash now “structured settlement vulture”

I know it’s hard to believe. In Nevada you need a license to be a “hoe”or  a “pro”. The dude that inks your tats needs a license.  The day care center that takes care of your 7 children needs a license.  You need license or permit to run a marijuana dispensary, but nothing for distributing “financial crack”. Repeat customers demonstrate that financial crack is  an addictive “drug” doled out by cash now “pimps” with the approval of  state court judges.


Deal with unlicensed salesmen if you dare

Cash now party like you just don’t care

Financially you just had a scare

But bank of yo’ mattress almost bare


Cash now cannibals everywhere

Eat your payments, may leave some hair

Robo calls every where

People pissing with outrage

Due to political laissez- faire


Mary Alice Rose I suppose

All it took was her to bloody her nose

And Freddie Gray to get blown away

For Brian Frosh to come and save the day


Annuitants ain’t no hoes and they ain’t no schmoes

So why they keep getting hosed?

Racial Profiling

They think they stylin’

Those cash now vultures

Fish breath belchers

I prefer Welches.


Unlicensed salesmen or saleswomen

Can’t help but bump into them

Fills my mouth with phlegm

I have to condemn

The fuckin’ math problem

30 cents to me 70 cents to them

A.M.or P.M.

They ain’t no gems





















Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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