One of the most annoying things is all those damn mailers you get from companies trawling for you to sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what they may be worth.
They sent you mailers
But they ain’t no sailors
Target the out on bailers
Down on their luck wailers
Punk you with fuckin’ calls
More and more fuckin ‘calls
They show up at your door
And hassle you some more
Try to kindle a romance
It sets you in the hole
With a cash now advance
So you no merry old soul
Get some independent advice
Save you from structured settlement cash now lice
Put ya rush hormone on ice
Keep your money, that’s nice
12 percent that’s sick
When y’all could get 5 or 6
The bigger the discount
For you a lower amount
Bro Shop around
Don’t be a hound