One of the most annoying things is all those damn mailers you get from companies trawling for you to sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what they may be worth.

They sent you mailers

But they ain’t no sailors

Target the out on bailers

Down on their luck wailers

Punk you with fuckin’ calls

More and more fuckin ‘calls

They show up at your door

And hassle you some more

Try to kindle a romance

It sets you in the hole

With a cash now advance

So you no merry old soul

Get some independent advice

Save you from structured settlement cash now lice

Put ya rush hormone on ice

Keep your money, that’s  nice

12 percent that’s sick

When  y’all could get 5 or 6

The bigger the discount

For you a lower amount

Bro Shop around

Don’t be a hound

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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