Sign On Bonus

Structured settlement buyers like to entice you with a sign on bonus or a free IPad, smartphone or TV. It’s a sucker’s play to divert you from the massive amount of future value you will be losing by selling your structured settlement.  Are you a sucka? Sign on bonus Swallow you in like Jonahs With […]

Get The Cash You Need Sooner

Structured settlement buyers be falling all over themselves trying to convince you that they can get the cash you need sooner.  Unless the structured settlement buyers want to pay everyone’s “Uncle” 40%,  for not following the law, then they just full of head cheese.  Pay no mind to the structured settlement buyers,  but enjoy this […]

Get Your Cash Now

Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye  Hear Ye Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye Hear Ye You may may as well be at the circus and substitute the word “peanuts”.   In this case you are nuts to enter the cash now circus.   Cash now like a circus baby Trapeze into the a-byss, maybe Three […]

Court Scrapers Information Rapers

Court scrapers are like information rapers. Some people who enter into structured settlements, are surprised to receive phone calls from complete strangers right away or years later encouraging them to sell their structured settlement payments. The incessant and harrassing phone calls come from structured settlement buyers, some of whom are very aggressive and offensive.  There […]

Structured Settlement Buyers

Structured settlement buyers Many are liars False advertisers You be the wiser   Structured settlement buyers They seduce you Then reduce you Kick your caboose Silly goose Now you recluse   You got hit by a truck You thought you  were fucked Called an ambulance chaser Who did the mashed patater Got some compensater To […]