Lump Sum Carnage
Like Agent Orange
Hard to acknowledge.
Lump Sum for Structured Settlement Sucks
Most can’t manage it
And they end up in shit.
They take such a hit
Feel like such a tit.
So hear these rules
So you won’t be mules
Or spooky ghouls
On rented stools
Save your money
Impress your honey
Keep food in your tummy.
And avoid the scummy.
Lump Sum for Structured Settlement Sucks
Don’t sell, protect your bucks!
by Stanky Franky