Structured settlement buyers
Many are liars
False advertisers
You be the wiser
Structured settlement buyers
They seduce you
Then reduce you
Kick your caboose
Silly goose
Now you recluse
You got hit by a truck
You thought you were fucked
Called an ambulance chaser
Who did the mashed patater
Got some compensater
To pay you big bucks
Now you ain’t got no bucks
Keeping to a budget you suck
So you went to a buyer
A big fuckin’ liar
And plied you with gift cards
Which you took cause you “retard”
Perhaps a goofy mallard
And they set up an account
With a token amount
And drew up a lease
For somewhere you never placed you feet
Use the name Claude
Cause you now in a fraud
Cash now sucks
It ain’t deluxe
Can’t afford no tux
Puts you in flux
Cash now sucks
Play with fire
Call a Structured Settlement Buyer
Live on the high wire
Feed yourself to a tiger
Or maybe a liger
Lyrics by Master Funky Chicken 2015