Is annuity cash really the best thing? Should you sell your annuity for a lump sum of cash? What about cash for structured settlement annuity? Maybe you should think twice. Maybe you should seek independent professional advice. Here’s what the periodic payment poet Master Funky Chicken has to say on the topic.
Annuity cash
Don’t do anything rash
The teeny pile of cash for your payments
Be gone in a flash
Annuity cash
Where does that leave you
In Deep Do Do
You Little Rabbit Foo Foo
They bopped you on the head.
The bopped you on the head
Now you in the red
No more street cred
No more mo-ped
With annuity cash
You ain’t done
With only just one
Harassing phone calls
From scum balls in overalls
to do rags and underalls
Douche bags
Fuck ’em all
Cash now sucks
Don’t mind the shmucks
In the fancy tux
Scarfing ya bucks.
Leaving you down on your luck
Stay out of the muck
Keep your bucks
Structured settlement bucks
are great kind of bucks
Your income is smooth and predictable
The “mo flow”, to babes. irresistible.