Some structured settlement buyers ask you “why wait for your structured settlement payments?” Massive over-the-top from Peachtree featured dis wigga who gets progressively older waiting for his payments. Even got tumbleweeds from the Old West rolling into the scene (Cue ” The Good, Bad & Da Ugly”)
Others ask “why wait weeks, months and years” for your payments. What you don’t hear in any of the “why wait?” ads is how much of haircut you are going to have to take so you don’t have to wait. There is a reason why they say “patience is a virtue”.
Why Wait Why Wait
For my structured settlement payment date
Can’t wait for your payment, why?,
Why wait, why wait, why wait?
Live within your means
So you don’t run out of cream
Keep hold of your payment streams
Or you ain’t worth a hill of beans
Wait for payments, shun cash now pushas
Penny purse snatchas with rosie tuchas
Penny purse snatchas, that play with matches
Sick my dog on ’em, take a bite out their asses!
That world of shit
Is hardly a hit
So maybe you better just wait a bit
Why Wait Why Wait
For your structured settlement payment date
Get ALL your structured settlement payments if you wait.
Why wait for my structured settlement payment?
How about I just make a statement?
A statement that I don’t need to sell
And not needing to sell is really swell
Selling your structured settlement sucks
Cash for structured settlement sucks
Cash for annuity sucks
Lump sum for structured settlement sucks
So just don’t.
And keep all your bucks
The Good The Bad & Da Ugly was performed by the Prague Symphony Orchestra. For those of you who don’t know ya ass from ya elbow, Prague is in the Czech Republic. No dat aint’ a new check cashing place in Da Bronx with people wearing Hollister knock offs. In someways it like a “Banana Republic”. It’s Europe man and they got some nice “Chiquitas” there!
Lyrics by “The Bare Rabbit”, from Alice in Plunderland