Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

ISettlements Need I-Glasses

In the words of Pink Floyd, ‘ we don’t need no education’  Long haired English dudes from the 1970s must’ve inspired Isettlements, because based on the Coppertoned Fort Lauderdale structured settlement buyer bullshit they trying to spoon feed the homes, muthafukkaz show they don’t know shit about structured settlements. and they seem to think y’all […]

Get Your Cash Now

Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye  Hear Ye Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye Hear Ye You may may as well be at the circus and substitute the word “peanuts”.   In this case you are nuts to enter the cash now circus.   Cash now like a circus baby Trapeze into the a-byss, maybe Three […]

Get Cash For Structured Settlement

You think you want to get cash for structured settlement, but the teaser often turns out to not be a crowd pleaser.  You give up way too much.  Don’t want to be living in a rabbit hutch,  Dutch!  A free I-Pad or a couple of gift cards pales in comparison to what you give up.  […]

Unlock Structured Settlement

Unlock structured settlement is a pile of marketing crock created by structured settlement buyers some of who even use handcuff images to deceive and entice unsophisticated brothers and homes who are receiving structured settlement payments, to sell them at a big discount.  Here’s more rhyme sublime  to give you the 411 on this predatory “unlock […]

He Ate a Structured Settlement and He Pees Cash Now

I Ate a Structured Settlement and I Pee Cash Now I Pee Daily!  Get Your “Streambacks” Now I’ve Helped Others and I’ll Help You Too The only thing I won’t do is help you go poo-poo!   I Ate a Structured Settlement and I Pee Cash Now Call AC Pissworth,  for a  7-11 -pow-wow I’ve […]

Structured Settlement Buyers

Structured settlement buyers Many are liars False advertisers You be the wiser   Structured settlement buyers They seduce you Then reduce you Kick your caboose Silly goose Now you recluse   You got hit by a truck You thought you  were fucked Called an ambulance chaser Who did the mashed patater Got some compensater To […]

I was Hiking, A Cash Now for Structured Settlement Rap

Said I Was Hiking When I Heard That Viking Big Fat Viking Wearing Nike   Her Name Was Jenny Sold For a Penny Only a Penny? I Said to Jenny   I Got Your Number Cash Now’s a Bummer Can’t Pay for That Hummer Until Next Summer   So Jenny’s Brother Listen to His Mother […]

Annuity Cash Out is Financial Flame Out

Annuity Cash Out Rap,  by Master Funky Chicken You Stick Your Ass Out For Annuity Cash Out An Annuity cash out Is Financial flame out You Gotta Big Pout With Your Big Snout Now Your Just Out Like a big drought   Now your cereal bowl Like the Dust Bowl With a Little Creole You […]