Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

Cash Now Sucks for Structured Settlement

Cash now sucks and nothing sucks more than a website from India, where there are no structured settlements, trying to sound authoritative to Americans with a structured settlement. Today I’m disgusted with an Indian website called I Love Structured that is bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was commissioned by someone here in the […]

JG Wentworth Death Watch | JG Rapper

JG Wentworth stock the epitome of cash now sucks homes.  Suckas losing lots of Benjamins all the way to the cash now for structured settlements shitter.  They be on death watch.  50 Cent now worth more than JG Wentworth.  So check out this rhyme, some more sublime, about the Radnor  Pennsylvania company suffering a case […]

Structured Settlement Cash Now Junk

People live to regret selling structured settlement for cash now.  Structured settlement cash now ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.  One you starts selling structured settlement it’s addictive like crack and the structured settlement buyers know this. That’s why they keep calling and calling and calling. Beware of structured settlement cash now junk!  Check […]

Sell My Structured Settlement

Sell structured settlement advertising is mostly bullshit. Here we have a good laugh about a hypothetical encounter with a company in Florida that is trying to get you to sell your structured settlement.  Enjoy the rhyme sublime homies!   Sell my structured settlement Is Not a Good Idea Dude can’t even pronounce onomatopoeia Funk coming […]

Court Scrapers Information Rapers

Court scrapers are like information rapers. Some people who enter into structured settlements, are surprised to receive phone calls from complete strangers right away or years later encouraging them to sell their structured settlement payments. The incessant and harrassing phone calls come from structured settlement buyers, some of whom are very aggressive and offensive.  There […]

Structured Settlement Buyout

Structured Settlement Buyout Like they took ya eye out Salty tears you cry out Cuz you did settlement buyout   Structured Settlemen- Buyout In Oh Hiiiii-O You Settle for Cash Creates a great big gash Like corn beef hash? No bacon rash Soon flat on your ass Ain’t got more pizazz   Payment got chopped […]

Got an Annuity? Sold Annuity for Cash Now Rap

Got an annuity For Perpetuity Bad Accuity Sold Annuity A great big doo-oo-dy It turned out to be   Spent all his money Bye bye said honey Though he was funny She like the money   Lost steady income He was a dum dum Cash now be ho hum Don’t be a dum dum Cash […]

Annuity Cash Out is Financial Flame Out

Annuity Cash Out Rap,  by Master Funky Chicken You Stick Your Ass Out For Annuity Cash Out An Annuity cash out Is Financial flame out You Gotta Big Pout With Your Big Snout Now Your Just Out Like a big drought   Now your cereal bowl Like the Dust Bowl With a Little Creole You […]