Should you sell your structured settlement for cash? I don’t think so. Here’s why.
Sell structured settlement for cash?
Why should you do anything rash
Rustle up some corn beef hash
Instead of making a hash of your cash
And smoking the rest of your stash
Go British with bangers and mash
Sell structured settlement for “alot”
Da sharks all thrash for what you got
Your financial plan’s got the rot
So said the caber tossing Scot.
Your honey she wants (you) to buy a yacht
Your honey she wants to tie the knot
Your wants you to go for a trot
On the horse that you bought her named Spot
So you sell structured settlement for cash
And you thought you were making a big splash
You really were just emptying your cache
Of the payments that were meant to last.
And so began the back-lash
The bitch began her tongue lash
Over her “suffer-ing succotash”
She kept on trying to rehash
What an ass I was and we clashed
He felt like he crashed and burned
Couldn’t believe how his life had turned
The girl was ready to adjourn
Throw the relationship in the cistern
Told me she saw a patt-ern
About my inability to discern
Gonna take you years and years
To earn back what you did burn
Left me for dude named Charlie
Who rides a big fuckin’ Harley
With teeth that are pretty narly
And drinks beer with a bowl of barley
Sell structured settlement for cash
Your future be gone in a flash
You made a total mishmash
Acting on that balderdash.
Selling your structured settlement for cash is not a great idea for most people.