StructuredSettlement.Us.Com | Structured Settlement BS is like a lotta websites out there that think they gonna get over on minorities. It don’t matter if y’all are black, white, Hispanic or whatever else, these are liars lookin to pay you just cents for every dollar of your structured settlement.  That’s why it don’t make no sense.

Pay attention on this. Here’ how these muthafuckkaz are lyin to y’all:

Brooklyn can be an expensive place to live these days. Quite a few people in the area have a structured settlement. Structured settlements are more than just a judgement for you. They are also a potential financial asset that can be bought or sold like other property”. BIG LIE—“That means that you might be able to get more out of your structured settlement than it’s currently giving you”-BIG LIE. Selling structured settlements can be a great way to accomplish many different goals. ”

structured settlement serves up a tasty can of structured settlement bullshit 

The reason that is lyin to y’all is that if you sell your structured settlement you lose money every muthafukkin time. No shit. dropping this deuce on your bandwidth all over New York City. The same words targeting people with a structured annuity settlement in Brooklyn, Queens and da Bronx.

Website totally bombs

It’s full of bullshit

About all there’s to it


They target the BBQ

With their Poo Poo Stew


They Up in Da Bronx

When They Show Just Fuckin honk

They Show Up in Queens

Better Eat Your Greens

They Show up in Brooklyn

Just keep on Chucklin’


You sell your structure

Get pecked alive by a vulture

They target a brother

And the brother’s mother

Don’t even pucker

If you ain’t no sucker

Open a jar of Smuckers

Don’t be a Schmucka.







Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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