Dude named Jose Manuel Camacho Jr. got busted in Broward County Florida for forging 7 judges signatures on 104 or more structured settlement transfer orders. Camacho admitted to the structured settlement transfer forgeries. He was charged with multiple counts of a Class 3 felony on this rap. The Camacho dude was a so-called “officer of the court”. That’s a fancy word for a lawyer. At the time he became a structured settlement forger, Camacho was a Miami lawyer who was hired by South Florida companies that pay structured settlement cash now to residents of Broward County (and other places). He ain’t no lawyer now and he’s facing prosecution for 14 criminal charges and maybe some other lawsuits by his former clients.
Structured settlement forger
On cash now legal fees he was a gorger
His fraud unwound
When he was found
Faking structured settlement transfer orders
Jose Camacho was his name
And he earned his infame
Judge Wood was alert
To this fatuous berk
And the piss poor rendition of her signature
Now that Camacho has spilled the Gazpacho
Left a legal career choked by a ligature.
What could have motivated the serial forger
“twas it the darkest depths of Mordor?”
Forged Luzzo, Lynch and O’Connor
Twas Powell, Rodriguez that left us blinkin’
Like the only ones left were Rudolph, Donner and Blitzen
Tell you what homes, if he goes to jail he gonna be someone’s bitch then.
All around the Broward County house
Not a newspaper was stirring not even a mouse.
Reporting about this Camacho louse
Hate to be such a frickin’ grouse
Can’t stand jackass lawyers of the court
Who taint the system like a big ass wart.
“I, I , aye aye… don’t have a good feeling”
There’s a structured settlement forger in Florida
There’s a structured settlement forger in New York
It simply the matter of who got porked.
How we supposed to have faith in “the man” if the man doing this shit?