Structured Settlement Forger

Dude named Jose Manuel Camacho Jr.  got busted in Broward County Florida for forging 7 judges signatures on 104 or more structured settlement transfer orders.  Camacho admitted to the structured settlement transfer forgeries.  He was charged with multiple counts of a Class 3 felony on this rap. The Camacho dude was a so-called “officer of the court”. That’s a fancy word for a lawyer.  At the time he became a structured settlement forger, Camacho was a Miami lawyer who was hired by South Florida companies that pay structured settlement cash now to residents of Broward County (and other places). He ain’t no lawyer now and he’s facing prosecution for 14 criminal charges and maybe some other lawsuits by his former clients.

Structured settlement forger

On cash now legal fees he was a gorger

His fraud unwound

When he was found

Faking structured settlement transfer orders

 

Jose Camacho was his name

And he earned his infame

by a bad forge of Marina Garcia-Wood

Judge Wood was alert

To this fatuous berk

And the piss poor rendition of her signature

Now that Camacho has spilled the Gazpacho

Left a legal career choked by a ligature.

 

What could have motivated the serial forger

“twas it the darkest depths of Mordor?”

Forged Luzzo, Lynch and O’Connor

Twas Powell, Rodriguez that left us blinkin’

Like the only ones left were Rudolph,  Donner and Blitzen

Tell you what homes, if he goes to jail he gonna be someone’s bitch then.

 

All around the Broward County house

Not a newspaper was stirring not even a mouse.

Reporting about this Camacho louse

Hate to be such a frickin’ grouse

Can’t stand jackass lawyers of the court

Who taint the system like a big ass wart.

 

“I,  I ,  aye aye… don’t have a good feeling”

There’s a structured settlement forger in Florida

There’s a structured settlement forger in New York

It simply the matter of who got porked.

 

How we supposed to have faith in “the man” if the man doing this shit?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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