Structured Settlement Cash Now Junk

People live to regret selling structured settlement for cash now.  Structured settlement cash now ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.  One you starts selling structured settlement it’s addictive like crack and the structured settlement buyers know this. That’s why they keep calling and calling and calling. Beware of structured settlement cash now junk!  Check out this new rhyme about structured settlement cash now.

You in a Funk

Hooked on Cash Now Junk

Now You Sleeping in Bottom Bunk

Below Some Over-Tattooed Hunk

If you only thunk

Before you hit that junk

You wouldn’t be sunk

structured settlement cash now

What the fuck bro?

Never though you’d be schmo

A dishrag ho

Or a junkyard dawg


You had all that ambition

It’s the family tradition

Not time for sedition

Create your new edition


Say hip hip hooray

Don’t piss it away

I’m in control

Fuck dat Philly Roll


Be Like Ole King Cole

With a Merry Old Sole

And a Merry Old So You Be

When you call for yo pipe in da middle of the night

Structured settlement cash now hustler can go fly a kite


Structured settlement cash now hustlers

Say your annuity like eensy-weensy spider spider crawling up da water spout

Simply tell those muthafukkaz to get the fuck out.



Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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