Cash Fast But Can’t Make It Last

Cash Fast for structured settlement is

A horse’s ass with effin’ Cheese Whiz

Lyin’ muthafukkaz grab on to your payments

Leaving y’all to graze on fuckin’ hay and Velamints


They Say Cash Fast

But They Can’t Make It Last

So Now You Force to Fast

And Feel Like a Dumb Ass


Structured Settlement Cash Fast

On your payments a sumptuous repast

Pennies on the dollah

And ring around the collar


They wisk away your payments

And kick y’all to the pavement

They got no advice

Just hot air and head lice.


Fast Advance ain’t no romance

MoFos get in you in a trance

A bit of misdirection

Like the last election

Trapped by imagination

No congratulation


So take no advice

From “Miami Vice”

Stick with fried rice

Keep it in your pocket, now THAT’s nice


Cash Fast or Fast Cash

A big effing pain in the ass

Like walking barefoot on glass

Bleeding a muthafukkin’ rash


A rash for cash you say

Sucka play for your money they make

They Be Stacking Benjamins

You in a trance like you was on Ketamin

Hydrogenated like margarine

Sliding on Parkay floor

While they circle back to rob you some more.










DRB Capital, AnFed Bank, CBC Settlement Funding,  Seneca One,

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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