Structured Settlement Buyers

Structured settlement buyers

Many are liars

False advertisers

You be the wiser


Structured settlement buyers

They seduce you

Then reduce you

Kick your caboose

Silly goose

Now you recluse


You got hit by a truck

You thought you  were fucked

Called an ambulance chaser

Who did the mashed patater

Got some compensater

To pay you big bucks


Now you ain’t got no bucks

Keeping to a budget you suck

So you went to a buyer

A big fuckin’ liar


And plied you with gift cards

Which you took cause you “retard”

Perhaps a goofy mallard

And they set up an account

With a token amount

And drew up a lease

For somewhere you never placed you feet

Use the name Claude

Cause you now in a fraud


Cash now sucks

It ain’t deluxe

Can’t afford no tux

Puts you in flux

Cash now sucks


Play with fire

Call a Structured Settlement Buyer

Live on the high wire

Feed yourself to a tiger

Or maybe a liger
















Lyrics by Master Funky Chicken 2015






Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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