Sell Your Settlement Now

So you want to sell your settlement now

Getting cash now is so low brow

Got your ass in a  sling,  just fuckin’ how?

Your bills, your bills you cow tow

Spending money give you thrills and chow chow


You be spending money on the down lo

When your bitch ain’t lookin’ you with another ho

So what if her name is Smoky Joe?

It sure ain’t Christmas,  no ho ho ho!


So make the call to the online folks

Snicker when you call “here’s another dope”

Take advantage of you when you got hope

Trying to do the financial rope-a dope


They got no license or insurance regulator

You be illin’ because you just ate a gator

Your gut feel like frickin’ incinerator

A jelly donut from Mom’s refrigerator


Your diet keepin’ you quiet

Yo bro’ what a riot

You got meth mouth,  it’s totally uncouth

Your life be headin’ Deep fuckin’ South


Time to get back on track

Start it off by stop smokin’ crack

Pretty soon you be back

If you stay away from cash now hacks


So sell your structured settlement now

Think you out of the financial hoosegow

Better to kick back a Lowenbrau

With another bunch of your best pals


Keep your structured settlement

Don’t sell your settlement now

For your own betterment

Keep your settlement


Keep all of your money

Not a fraction of your money

Instead of giving money to a hedge fund, which is what you may be doing if you go to these online folks

Invest in your own “hedge row”

And grow your own “corn row”

Don’t believe them silly ads

Some of them are made by  cads.


Peace Out brothers and sisters

Master Funky Chicken  2015



















Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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