Sell Structured Settlement For Cash

Should you sell your structured settlement for cash?  I don’t think so.  Here’s why.


Sell structured settlement for cash?

Why should you do anything rash

Rustle up some corn beef hash

Instead of making a hash of your cash

And smoking the rest of your stash

Go British with bangers and mash


Sell structured settlement for “alot”

Da sharks all thrash for what you got

Your financial plan’s got the rot

So said the caber tossing Scot.


Your honey she wants (you) to buy a yacht

Your honey she wants to tie the knot

Your wants you to go for a trot

On the horse that you bought her named Spot


So you sell structured settlement for cash

And you thought you were making a big splash

You really were just emptying your cache

Of the payments that were meant to last.


And so began the back-lash

The bitch began her tongue lash

Over her  “suffer-ing succotash”

She kept on trying to rehash

What an ass I was and we clashed


He felt like he crashed and burned

Couldn’t believe how his life had turned

The girl was ready to adjourn

Throw the relationship in the cistern


Told me she saw a patt-ern

About my inability to discern

Gonna take you years and years

To earn back what you did burn


Left me for  dude named Charlie

Who rides a  big fuckin’ Harley

With teeth that are pretty narly

And drinks beer with a bowl of barley


Sell structured settlement for cash

Your future be gone in a flash

You made a total mishmash

Acting on that balderdash.


Selling your structured settlement for cash is not a great idea for most people.


























Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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