Listen up y’all. A secondary market annuity is not an annuity. It’s like shit you can buy at your local pawnshop after people so desperate, they sell their payments for pennies on the muthafukkin dollar. And that’s not all homes. I read that are some poor people who invested in secondary market annuity lost their payments and other shit.
Secondary Market Annuity
Is Bad Marketing Kaka Doody
Gonna make you moody
Like a big ole bootie
Out of a bad B-Movie
Some poor young sucka
Shaved bare by a vulture
Got a lump sum
For about a crumb
Was gone in a month
Now you got the payments
From the dumbass claimant
Better than an arraignment
Or being kicked to the pavement