Cash now sucks and nothing sucks more than a website from India, where there are no structured settlements, trying to sound authoritative to Americans with a structured settlement. Today I’m disgusted with an Indian website called I Love Structured that is bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was commissioned by someone here in the USA.
First of all I want to get a couple of thing straight, cash now sucks! That and that I like Indians, have Indian friends, love Indian food, Bollywood and all that shit. I’ve got nothing wrong with India or Indians readers. But the Indians that are writing this I Love Structured shit are giving out bad info. If don’t have the education it doesn’t improve your situation and may even hurt you if you rely on something that ain’t correct. Do you what I’m saying? I just don’t like how it seems that all the Black Hat web development dudes eat up this shit. They pay for cheap ass labor to so they can post original content whether it’s true or not and get people sell the structured settlement payments that they depend on for cash now.
I know y’all waiting on the rhyme so here we go…
The I Love Structured Rap
I Love Structured is
Like a Blood Vessel Ruptured
Not structured settlement cultured
Like structured settlement “butchered”
“It’s Not a Tumah”
Yes it is Muthafukka
It’s Cash Now Sucka
Something You Can Duck-a
So you won’t be broke-a
I Love Structured from India
Don’t Know What Got Into Ya
I Love my curry
But I’m in no hurry
To buy into their slurry
The structured settlement culture is
Already full of vultures
Now we got Raj from New Delhi
Trying to make you feel swelly
And Ajay from Bombay
Would he just go away?
They buy Gupta links
Put it on blogs that really stink
It would be less comical
If they were more on topical
If they checked for accuracy
Instead of a bullshit legacy