JG Wentworth Death Watch | JG Rapper

JG Wentworth stock the epitome of cash now sucks homes.  Suckas losing lots of Benjamins all the way to the cash now for structured settlements shitter.  They be on death watch.  50 Cent now worth more than JG Wentworth.  So check out this rhyme, some more sublime, about the Radnor  Pennsylvania company suffering a case of shrinkage that George Costanza would be proud of.

 

Don’t need Phi Betta Kappa

or a JG Rapper

Stock in da Crapper

Yo’ money kidnappa

 

Scratch my crotch, ho

JG death watch, bro

Invested there, schmo

Me too, flo

 

Don’t cha know, Bo

No more money to, blow

Cash now, no

Go da way of the doe, doe

 

Cash now sucks, yes

Got that right, Wes

What a fuckin, mess

Got F on da, test

They no longer, best

 

Dat Viking chorus

Now only bores us

Finances, Porous

No mas furthemoras

 

The JGW cadaver, brings

Tears from Little Abner

How dat grab ya?

Blah Blah Blah, Blah

Wah Wah Wah,Wah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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