JG Wentworth stock the epitome of cash now sucks homes. Suckas losing lots of Benjamins all the way to the cash now for structured settlements shitter. They be on death watch. 50 Cent now worth more than JG Wentworth. So check out this rhyme, some more sublime, about the Radnor Pennsylvania company suffering a case of shrinkage that George Costanza would be proud of.
Don’t need Phi Betta Kappa
or a JG Rapper
Stock in da Crapper
Yo’ money kidnappa
Scratch my crotch, ho
JG death watch, bro
Invested there, schmo
Me too, flo
Don’t cha know, Bo
No more money to, blow
Cash now, no
Go da way of the doe, doe
Cash now sucks, yes
Got that right, Wes
What a fuckin, mess
Got F on da, test
They no longer, best
Dat Viking chorus
Now only bores us
Finances, Porous
No mas furthemoras
The JGW cadaver, brings
Tears from Little Abner
How dat grab ya?
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