JG Wentworth bankrupt. JG Wentworth hit the skids in November, filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy. After going public in late 2013, the JG Wentworth stock was mainly on a downward slide. The Structured Settlement Watchdog said their stock chart was like one Big F-U to investors. Sure looks like it. Stockholders get zilched out after the stock dropped 87% in one day and them debt holders take over.
One contributor to the Urban Dictionary say “JG Wentworth is a company that thrives on other peoples misery, structures settlement purchasers”. Another, who think JG a real person, say “JG Wentworth is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchebag EVER.”
Anyhow JG Wentworth bankrupt was easy to turn into a rap. First get yourself into a swaying motion and simply keep chanting the Bank-rupt chorus like to the tune of ” ” Hey Ho Hey Ho” chorus in the intro to the 2004 Naughty BY Nature hip hop classic Hip Hip Hooray. So you go ” Bank-rupt, Bank-rupt” and let me do my shit in between. Here we go.
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
JG stock went to shit
Investors took the hit
What bunch of fucking gits
Popping fucking zits
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Said the stock was the shit
Quite the tale they did knit
Took it all bit by bit
Damn shame isn’t it
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Mr Wentworth gave Brylcreem a whirl
Shoulda went with a dab of Jheri curl
That Viking ho who sang about cash now
Now Triking in Macau sings for puppy chow
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Structured settlement cash now punchline
The Second Chapter 11 since ’09
Industry problems are hardly benign
Three Chapter 11 before Auld Lang Syne.
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
Bank-rupt
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