JG Wentworth Bankrupt | Featured in Urban Dictionary

JG Wentworth bankrupt. JG Wentworth hit the skids in November, filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  After going public in late 2013,  the JG Wentworth stock was mainly on a downward slide. The Structured Settlement Watchdog said their stock chart was like one Big F-U to investors.  Sure looks like it.  Stockholders get zilched out after the stock dropped 87% in one day and them debt holders take over.

One contributor to the Urban Dictionary say “JG Wentworth is a company that thrives on other peoples misery, structures settlement purchasers”. Another, who think JG a real person,  say “JG Wentworth is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchebag EVER.”

Anyhow JG Wentworth bankrupt was easy to turn into a rap.  First get yourself into a swaying motion and simply keep chanting the Bank-rupt chorus like to the tune of ” ” Hey Ho Hey Ho” chorus in the intro to the 2004 Naughty BY Nature hip hop classic  Hip Hip Hooray.  So you go  ” Bank-rupt, Bank-rupt” and let me do my shit in between.  Here we go.

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JG stock went to shit

Investors took the hit

What bunch of fucking gits

Popping fucking zits

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JG Wentworth bankrupt
JG Wentworth Bankruptcy Chapter 11 in November 2017 left common stock investors with zilch

 

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Said the stock was the shit

Quite the tale they did knit

Took it all bit by bit

Damn shame isn’t it

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Mr Wentworth gave Brylcreem  a whirl

Shoulda went with a dab of Jheri curl

That Viking ho who sang about cash now

Now Triking in Macau sings for puppy chow

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Structured settlement cash now punchline

The Second Chapter 11 since ’09

Industry problems are hardly benign

Three Chapter 11 before Auld Lang Syne.

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Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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