ISettlements Need I-Glasses

In the words of Pink Floyd, ‘ we don’t need no education’  Long haired English dudes from the 1970s must’ve inspired Isettlements, because based on the Coppertoned Fort Lauderdale structured settlement buyer bullshit they trying to spoon feed the homes, muthafukkaz show they don’t know shit about structured settlements. and they seem to think y’all are just another brick in the damn wall. Check this out:

Isettlements Say This BS About Lottery Win

“Lottery Win
One of the happiest reasons to receive structured settlement is because you’ve won the lottery. Some people opt for a lottery annuity in lieu of a lump sum payment. This is helpful if the winner wants to receive regular monthly lottery payments tax-free instead of a big taxed payment”.

Why It’s BS?   Homes, rich white guys trying to tell you a lottery is tax-free?  That’s total bullshit.  If y’all win the lottery, go on and file your tax return and pay your taxes. Listen to Uncle Sam not their spam.

Isettlements then Say This BS about Lawsuit Win

“Lawsuit Win

Sometimes, one of the payment options for the winner of a lawsuit includes a structured settlement agreement”.

Why It’s BS? Homes, when you win the lawsuit it ain’t a settlement!

Isettlements then Say  more BS about Worker’s Compensation

“Worker’s Compensation
If you are injured on the job and file a worker’s comp claim, you may be compensated with a structured settlement annuity. Dangerous work conditions can result in serious injuries, and if you’re on the job, your employer may very well be legally at fault’.

Why it’s BS?   Homes, check this out, the whole principle behind workers comp is strict liability.

Like we need a spade to shovel up this BS.  But instead of shoveling their bullshit, I’m just gonna get lyrical about it.  Here we go, here we go…

Isettlements Need I Glasses,  by Rapunzel Rappinghood with Master Funky Chicken   Do The Funky Chicken

They gave advice on winning lottery

Like someone majoring in pottery

A fuckin’ crockery of bullshitry

Don’t know a structured settlement

Dat supposed to be for my betterment?

I’d rather suck on a butter mint

Display more intelligence

They explained workers compensation like a true abomination

The explanation was Ken L Ration

Time to change the frickin’ station

Need homes with comprehension

It would be more considerate

if dat page was more than half literate



Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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