I was Hiking, A Cash Now for Structured Settlement Rap

Said I Was Hiking

When I Heard That Viking

Big Fat Viking

Wearing Nike


Her Name Was Jenny

Sold For a Penny

Only a Penny?

I Said to Jenny


I Got Your Number

Cash Now’s a Bummer

Can’t Pay for That Hummer

Until Next Summer


So Jenny’s Brother

Listen to His Mother

He Kept His Structure

In Row His Ducks Ya


As for Jenny

She spent her penny

On a guy named Kenny

From the “Five and Tenny”


Lyrics by Master Funky Chicken 2015









Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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