He Ate a Structured Settlement and He Pees Cash Now

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I Ate a Structured Settlement and I Pee Cash Now

I Pee Daily!  Get Your “Streambacks” Now

I’ve Helped Others and I’ll Help You Too

The only thing I won’t do is help you go poo-poo!

 

I Ate a Structured Settlement and I Pee Cash Now

Call AC Pissworth,  for a  7-11 -pow-wow

I’ve helped others and I’ll help you too

Only I wont do is help you sell, silly moo!

 

I ate a structured settlement and I need cash now

Called AC Pissworth, not for what you think now

It hurts when I pee and it hurts when I poo

Excuse me for while, I’ll get back to you.

 

Lyrics by Augustus Poopstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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