Get Your Cash Now

Get Your Cash Now

Hear Ye  Hear Ye

Get Your Cash Now

Hear Ye Hear Ye

You may may as well be at the circus and substitute the word “peanuts”.   In this case you are nuts to enter the cash now circus.

 

Cash now like a circus baby

Trapeze into the a-byss, maybe

Three rings of hocus pocus

They want you lose your focus

 

Get your cash now cotton candy

Best thing since Andy Pandy

Think it gonna make you randy

And everything soon be dandy

 

But the ringmaster is a fuckin liar

Just like a structured settlement buyer

With big ass radial tires

And sausage fingers like Oscar Meyer.

 

The predatory structured settlement buyer

Put your structured settlement on a funeral pyre

Get Your Cash Now Said He

Instead of listening you should just flee

 

Instead you going to get fleeced

Just like the poor people in Greece

Don’t look for help from your niece

Heard she spent it all on a piece

 

By a piece I be talking a wig

Hair’s failing out bro , don’t you dig?

Could no longer afford a shindig

By mistake some Nair she did swig.

 

Chicken thighs ain’t apple pies

As I’m sure you realize

But cash now is just shit for flies

As time flies there is no disguise

The dough you had no longer rise

 

Money you anticipated

Is quickly dissipated

Your mama said “who ate it?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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