Get Cash For Structured Settlement

You think you want to get cash for structured settlement, but the teaser often turns out to not be a crowd pleaser.  You give up way too much.  Don’t want to be living in a rabbit hutch,  Dutch!  A free I-Pad or a couple of gift cards pales in comparison to what you give up.  Here we go, Here we go…

Need cash now really bad

Doc gonna remove your left nad

Get cash for settlement is truly bad

Worse than living with a lonely nad.

You’ll lose more than a half

Before you realize your gaffe

Yo bro you just been had


Now go on and take a bath

Smell so bad those hoes are aghast

Use a little soap

To hide the smell you dope

Nobody mistakin’ you for da Pope


Get cash for structured settlement

Is so easy to say

Think you’ll be rolling in dough

And after, it’ll be a fine day


But you couldn’t be more wrong

Like Ted, can’t get rid of dat bong

Now you coming up short

When before you could afford to go long


Fifty Cents on the dollar

Like your dog’s choker collar

Worse than the days of Jimmy Carter

When gas first went over a dollar.


Get cash for structured settlement

Will hardly make a dent

Your future for sure is less secure

You’ll be lucky if you can pay your rent

Then you’ll look back and wonder why

You’re living in your Dad’s pup tent.























Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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