You think you want to get cash for structured settlement, but the teaser often turns out to not be a crowd pleaser. You give up way too much. Don’t want to be living in a rabbit hutch, Dutch! A free I-Pad or a couple of gift cards pales in comparison to what you give up. Here we go, Here we go…
Need cash now really bad
Doc gonna remove your left nad
Get cash for settlement is truly bad
Worse than living with a lonely nad.
You’ll lose more than a half
Before you realize your gaffe
Yo bro you just been had
Now go on and take a bath
Smell so bad those hoes are aghast
Use a little soap
To hide the smell you dope
Nobody mistakin’ you for da Pope
Get cash for structured settlement
Is so easy to say
Think you’ll be rolling in dough
And after, it’ll be a fine day
But you couldn’t be more wrong
Like Ted, can’t get rid of dat bong
Now you coming up short
When before you could afford to go long
Fifty Cents on the dollar
Like your dog’s choker collar
Worse than the days of Jimmy Carter
When gas first went over a dollar.
Get cash for structured settlement
Will hardly make a dent
Your future for sure is less secure
You’ll be lucky if you can pay your rent
Then you’ll look back and wonder why
You’re living in your Dad’s pup tent.