You need cash money
Go to Judge Homey
Structured settlement protection
Think Hugh G. Rection
But home court approval
Not like apple strudel
My Cash now pusha
Say there no issha
Don’t need no tissha
Said “no worries Thumper”
We headed to Sumter
When you feeling sorely
Go right to Judge Morley
Ye ole Sumter County forum shop
There’s no need to fear the chop
So do the hip-pity hop
Go ahead impress your pop
By the way damn, wipe that snot!
But I don’t live in Orlando
Don’t want no fandango
I’m from Chittenango
Said “Can you do the tango?”
Just sign this lease
For 6 pieces of Reese
For your airline ticket
You ain’t in a thicket
Here’s a gift card
To cover the canard
You ask “ain’t this fraud?”
That’s right Maude
Sitting there all slack jawed
Why you be lookin’ awed?
You one big dumb broad
He got me really amped
For that “rubber stamp”
And we continued to jam
About the flim flam
Forum Shopping
Money swapping
Hellzapoppin
Boobs be floppin’
Don’t call a cop
Don’t throw a strop
Get off your ass and say ” STOP!”
Structured settlement cash now sucks even worse when you get forum shopped and when you later try to fight it, the structured settlement buyer liars try to blame it all on your sorry ass.