Forum Shopping Structured Settlements

You need cash money

Go to Judge Homey

Structured settlement protection

Think Hugh G. Rection

But home court approval

Not like apple strudel

 

My Cash now pusha

Say there no issha

Don’t need no tissha

Said “no worries Thumper”

We headed to Sumter

When you feeling sorely

Go right to Judge Morley

 

Ye ole Sumter County forum shop

There’s no need to fear the chop

So do the hip-pity hop

Go ahead impress your pop

By the way damn,  wipe that snot!

 

But I don’t live in Orlando

Don’t want no fandango

I’m from Chittenango

Said “Can you do the tango?”

Just sign this lease

For 6 pieces of Reese

For your airline ticket

You ain’t in a thicket

Here’s a gift card

To cover the canard

 

You ask “ain’t this fraud?”

That’s right Maude

Sitting there all slack jawed

Why you be lookin’ awed?

You one big dumb broad

 

He got me really amped

For that “rubber stamp”

And we continued to jam

About the flim flam

 

Forum Shopping

Money swapping

Hellzapoppin

Boobs be floppin’

 

Don’t call a cop

Don’t throw a strop

Get off your ass and say ” STOP!”

Structured settlement cash now sucks even worse when you get forum shopped and when you later try to fight it,  the structured settlement buyer liars try to blame it all on your sorry ass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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