Forum Shopping Is Structured Settlement Dumbasstry

Forum shopping is a fucked up business practice where dudes offering you cash now incentivize you to lie on your cash for structured settlement application and to a Court in a place that you don’t live so you can get cash. And they tell you it perfectly legal. The problem bro is that this is some fucked up shit. It be fraud. It’s bad enough that they be cleaning that Flavor Flav size clock around yo chicken neck, but they get you to lie  so when push comes to shove,  the judge in your make believe state of residence is going to look at you like “dumbass this is all on you”.

Girl like shopping

So the buyer takes you hopping

To Another state

Where you ain’t got stakes


To make up a story

That’s pretty whore-y

To impress a state court judge

May ignore details you fudged.


If you keep your trap shut

You a cash now slut

Slave for  your cash now pimp

You been chumped  you chimp


Now you a liar

For the structured settlement buyer

Forum shopping ain’t OK

Get caught you eatin’ hay

Just like Moola the Cow

And How Now Da Brown Sow

I be drinkin’  Lowenbrau

You just be fuckin’ low brow


Nobody be sympathetic

To a lying peripatetic

So mind ya big fat ass

Don’t be no pimply dumbass

If they ask you to lie

You just say bye bye














Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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