Should you do a structured settlement sale or a structured settlement loan? The choices are A, B, or neither one. Read on.
Structured Settlement Sale
Your wallet on the third rail
Eating out of garbage pails
Things sure ain’t swell (with Southern accent)
I just want a home
Where da buffalo roam
First word from Jerome
A structured settlement loan?
Don’t make me groan
I just start my poem
My mouth starts to foam
Once he said “shalom”
Time to hit the “throne”
Structured settlement sale
Cure for payments as slow as a snail?
He forgot one small detail
Structured settlement pays ’til I’m frail
He began to backpedal and flail
On his logic he becomes so impaled
It was obvious time to bail
This huckster’s train totally derailed.
An attorney from Texas named Jamail
Said from the greedy ” do not inhale”
Better off to eat some more kale
Your structured settlement will never go stale
It’s important to weigh on the scale
If sell your structure will cure your travails
Or those annoying little hangnails
Structured settlement sale not the Holy Grail
Tapped out in a few years you will wail.
As you be stuck in your habit trail.
Swallowed in debt like Jonah by the Whale.
So let me throw you a bone
Fuck structured settlement loan
From rampant spending you must atone
And get some better cologne
Stay away from Boca Raton, and
Vinnie Boombatz from Bayonne