Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

Sign On Bonus

Structured settlement buyers like to entice you with a sign on bonus or a free IPad, smartphone or TV. It’s a sucker’s play to divert you from the massive amount of future value you will be losing by selling your structured settlement.  Are you a sucka? Sign on bonus Swallow you in like Jonahs With […]

Highest Cash Offer Structured Settlement

“Highest cash offer for structured settlement” is on par with I promise I won’t “pour rum” in your mouth” .  Virtually every structured settlement buyer makes the same dubious claim.  If only go to Tightwad Capital then their offer is the “highest offer”. If you go to TightWad Capital and Miser Moron Settlement Purchasers, you may […]

Structured Settlement IPA

Structured Settlement IPA stands for Independent Professional Advice.  A structured settlement IPA is compulsory in quite a few states, but some structured settlement buyers tell you that it will cost more or will delay you getting your payments.  The hot shots that tell you that crap are just trying to get over on a brother.  […]