Structured Settlement Rip Off

Rip Off Reports appearing on the RipOffReport.Com website that are about structured settlement companies or people in the structured settlement industry seem to be written by competitors.  The competitors then try optimize the Rip Off Reports to fuck over their competitors.  Rip Off Report will never remove anything even if you pay them $10,000, so […]

Sign On Bonus

Structured settlement buyers like to entice you with a sign on bonus or a free IPad, smartphone or TV. It’s a sucker’s play to divert you from the massive amount of future value you will be losing by selling your structured settlement.  Are you a sucka? Sign on bonus Swallow you in like Jonahs With […]

Structured Settlement Sale

Should you do a structured settlement sale or a structured settlement loan?   The choices are A, B, or neither one.  Read on. Structured Settlement Sale Your wallet on the third rail Eating out of garbage pails Things sure ain’t swell  (with Southern accent)   I just want a home Where da buffalo roam First word […]

Get The Cash You Need Sooner

Structured settlement buyers be falling all over themselves trying to convince you that they can get the cash you need sooner.  Unless the structured settlement buyers want to pay everyone’s “Uncle” 40%,  for not following the law, then they just full of head cheese.  Pay no mind to the structured settlement buyers,  but enjoy this […]

Get Your Cash Now

Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye  Hear Ye Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye Hear Ye You may may as well be at the circus and substitute the word “peanuts”.   In this case you are nuts to enter the cash now circus.   Cash now like a circus baby Trapeze into the a-byss, maybe Three […]

Sell Structured Settlement For Cash

Should you sell your structured settlement for cash?  I don’t think so.  Here’s why.   Sell structured settlement for cash? Why should you do anything rash Rustle up some corn beef hash Instead of making a hash of your cash And smoking the rest of your stash Go British with bangers and mash   Sell […]

Sell My Structured Settlement

Sell structured settlement advertising is mostly bullshit. Here we have a good laugh about a hypothetical encounter with a company in Florida that is trying to get you to sell your structured settlement.  Enjoy the rhyme sublime homies!   Sell my structured settlement Is Not a Good Idea Dude can’t even pronounce onomatopoeia Funk coming […]

Unlock Structured Settlement

Unlock structured settlement is a pile of marketing crock created by structured settlement buyers some of who even use handcuff images to deceive and entice unsophisticated brothers and homes who are receiving structured settlement payments, to sell them at a big discount.  Here’s more rhyme sublime  to give you the 411 on this predatory “unlock […]

Highest Cash Offer Structured Settlement

“Highest cash offer for structured settlement” is on par with I promise I won’t “pour rum” in your mouth” .  Virtually every structured settlement buyer makes the same dubious claim.  If only go to Tightwad Capital then their offer is the “highest offer”. If you go to TightWad Capital and Miser Moron Settlement Purchasers, you may […]

Sell Your Settlement Now

So you want to sell your settlement now Getting cash now is so low brow Got your ass in a  sling,  just fuckin’ how? Your bills, your bills you cow tow Spending money give you thrills and chow chow   You be spending money on the down lo When your bitch ain’t lookin’ you with […]