Don’t Talk to Strangers About Your Structured Settlement!

You know its really strange how some people just feel like flapping they gums when they get some settlement money. Speaking of your structured settlement, or any part of your settlement, to unqualified strangers is one of the worst things you can do. You may as place a bullseye on your ass to help those […]

They Sent You Mailers

One of the most annoying things is all those damn mailers you get from companies trawling for you to sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what they may be worth. They sent you mailers But they ain’t no sailors Target the out on bailers Down on their luck wailers Punk you with […]

What is A Secondary Market Annuity?

Listen up y’all. A secondary market annuity is not an annuity. It’s like shit you can buy at your local pawnshop after people so desperate, they sell their payments for pennies on the muthafukkin dollar. And that’s not all homes. I read that are some poor people who invested in secondary market annuity lost their […]

Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

Cash Fast But Can’t Make It Last

Cash Fast for structured settlement is A horse’s ass with effin’ Cheese Whiz Lyin’ muthafukkaz grab on to your payments Leaving y’all to graze on fuckin’ hay and Velamints   They Say Cash Fast But They Can’t Make It Last So Now You Force to Fast And Feel Like a Dumb Ass   Structured Settlement […]

Up Your Ass With That Lump Sum Of Cash

Up Your ass with lump sum of cash because structured settlement cash now sucks. Lump sum for structured settlement is where you sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what it is worth. In August 2015, as information started oozing out of Access Funding in Chevy Chase like a draining abcess, it opened […]

Cash Now Sucks for Structured Settlement

Cash now sucks and nothing sucks more than a website from India, where there are no structured settlements, trying to sound authoritative to Americans with a structured settlement. Today I’m disgusted with an Indian website called I Love Structured that is bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was commissioned by someone here in the […]

Annuity Sold Exec Smacked Upside in Google Gaming

A representative  of Owings Mills based Annuity Sold, sent documents to a process server in California for an “online reputation management” lawsuit in Rhode Island that two lawyers said was phony.  Read it in Washington Post.  Homies this is some fucked up shit.  According to the lawyers who did the research on these phony lawsuits,  […]

Unlicensed Salesmen

If you sell structured settlement, you enter what a writer for the Washington Post calls the “netherworld of structured settlements”.  It is a world of unlicensed salesmen and saleswomen who some liken to flesh ripping scavenging birds of prey. I know it’s hard to believe. In Nevada you need a license to be a “hoe”or  […]

Baltimore City Lead Poisoning Kids Prey

Baltimore City lead poisoning kids have been preyed upon by a Chevy Chase company called Access Funding, according to a front page story in the Washington Post. It is a thoroughly scathing article by Terrence McCoy that suggests that Access Funding has taken advantage of poor black Baltimore city kids who were victims of lead […]