Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

JG Wentworth Bankrupt | Featured in Urban Dictionary

JG Wentworth bankrupt. JG Wentworth hit the skids in November, filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  After going public in late 2013,  the JG Wentworth stock was mainly on a downward slide. The Structured Settlement Watchdog said their stock chart was like one Big F-U to investors.  Sure looks like it.  Stockholders get zilched out after the […]

Secondary Market Annuity | Pawn It Like a Gold Chain

Today we be talking Secondary Market Annuity. A Secondary Market Annuity is Not an Annuity or so I read from The Dawg.  Basically what happens is when young brothas get chumped by some rich dudes from Florida, they pawn it off like a fuckin’ gold chain man., except a judge has to approve the deal.  […]

Forum Shopping Is Structured Settlement Dumbasstry

Forum shopping is a fucked up business practice where dudes offering you cash now incentivize you to lie on your cash for structured settlement application and to a Court in a place that you don’t live so you can get cash. And they tell you it perfectly legal. The problem bro is that this is […]

I Have a Structured Settlement But I Always Go Meow

I Have a Structured Settlement and I Always Meow Hard not to purr when you get stable payments now The tax free benefits are helpful too The wife gets tax-free when I die,  she’s a Happy Sue   Keep hearing these commercials that are on TV Funny as they are they promote JG Think I’ll […]