They Sent You Mailers

One of the most annoying things is all those damn mailers you get from companies trawling for you to sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what they may be worth. They sent you mailers But they ain’t no sailors Target the out on bailers Down on their luck wailers Punk you with […]

What is A Secondary Market Annuity?

Listen up y’all. A secondary market annuity is not an annuity. It’s like shit you can buy at your local pawnshop after people so desperate, they sell their payments for pennies on the muthafukkin dollar. And that’s not all homes. I read that are some poor people who invested in secondary market annuity lost their […]

Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

JG Wentworth Bankrupt | Featured in Urban Dictionary

JG Wentworth bankrupt. JG Wentworth hit the skids in November, filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  After going public in late 2013,  the JG Wentworth stock was mainly on a downward slide. The Structured Settlement Watchdog said their stock chart was like one Big F-U to investors.  Sure looks like it.  Stockholders get zilched out after the […]

Cash Now Sucks for Structured Settlement

Cash now sucks and nothing sucks more than a website from India, where there are no structured settlements, trying to sound authoritative to Americans with a structured settlement. Today I’m disgusted with an Indian website called I Love Structured that is bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was commissioned by someone here in the […]

Annuity Sold Exec Smacked Upside in Google Gaming

A representative  of Owings Mills based Annuity Sold, sent documents to a process server in California for an “online reputation management” lawsuit in Rhode Island that two lawyers said was phony.  Read it in Washington Post.  Homies this is some fucked up shit.  According to the lawyers who did the research on these phony lawsuits,  […]

Structured Settlement Forger

Dude named Jose Manuel Camacho Jr.  got busted in Broward County Florida for forging 7 judges signatures on 104 or more structured settlement transfer orders.  Camacho admitted to the structured settlement transfer forgeries.  He was charged with multiple counts of a Class 3 felony on this rap. The Camacho dude was a so-called “officer of […]

Unlicensed Salesmen

If you sell structured settlement, you enter what a writer for the Washington Post calls the “netherworld of structured settlements”.  It is a world of unlicensed salesmen and saleswomen who some liken to flesh ripping scavenging birds of prey. I know it’s hard to believe. In Nevada you need a license to be a “hoe”or  […]

Annuity Cash | Sell Annuity for Lump Sum

Is annuity cash really the best thing? Should you sell your annuity for a lump sum of cash? What about cash for structured settlement annuity? Maybe you should think twice.  Maybe you should seek independent professional advice.  Here’s what the periodic payment poet Master Funky Chicken has to say on the topic. Annuity cash Don’t […]

Settlement Exchange | It’s Very Strange

Settlement Exchange falsely implies a regulated marketplace.  Settlement exchange is nothing like a stock exchange which is highly regulated.  According to online sources, there is no federal or state supervision of so called “settlement exchanges”. Structured settlement sellers or structured settlement investors should therefore not be confused. Settlement exchange its very strange To deal with […]