Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro.
Your structured settlement that yo mama set up for you when you were a little dude man, that’s some heavy duty shit.
A structured settlement gives you stability
And tranquility.
So you can take responsibility
Instead of mooching off ya family.
And your homies and me.
That punk ass salesman ain’t got no license
That make “upside yo head” sense
Better to light up some incense
In-cents better than no sense they say
So new Beats by Dr Dre you can play
What y’all should say is ” no way”
Cash now sucks you duck
Why you’re here I don’t give a fuck
So get out of my face ace
Wipe the Rip me off smile off your face
Put me on that Do Not Call list
Call again and I’ll be fuckin’ pissed.
Don’t need your postcards
Or daffy canards
Or burner phones
from fucked up homes