Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro.

cash now sucks
Fine margins separate success from sucks

Your structured settlement that yo mama set up for you when you were a little dude man, that’s some heavy duty shit.

A structured settlement gives you stability

And tranquility.

So you can take responsibility

Instead of mooching off ya family.

And your homies and me.

That punk ass salesman ain’t got no license

That make “upside yo head” sense

Better to light up some incense

In-cents better than no sense they say

So new Beats by Dr Dre you can play

What y’all should say is ” no way”

Cash now sucks you duck

Why you’re here I don’t give a fuck

So get out of my face ace

Wipe the Rip me off smile off your face

Put me on that Do Not Call list

Call again and I’ll be fuckin’ pissed.

Don’t need your postcards

Or daffy canards

Or burner phones

from fucked up homes

Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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