Cash Now for Structured Settlement

Cash now for structured settlement is not all it’s cracked up to be.  This rhyme tells the story in uncertain terms. Check it out.

Cash Now Rap, by Master Funky Chicken

Cash Now Sucks

You Ain’t Got Bucks

Da Bills You Ducks

No pay, You Fucked

So You Call Cash Now

Get Hit By A Plow

Cash Now Sucks


You down in the dumps

Day Take You Fo chumps

You  Got A Cash Advance

From A Fool Named Lance

Who Put You In Trance

Cash Now Sucks…

You Got That Right

Cash Now Sucks


Get 50 cent a dollah

It Makes You Hollah

I ain’t yo mama

Nor Barack Obama

Cash Now Sucks


Betta Shop around

Else you be a hound

Be wearin’ a frown

Cash Now Sucks


See JG on TV

Makes you go “tee-hee”

Same ole Peachtree


I gotta pee

Cash Now Sucks


So You Keep Dat Structcha

So Ya Wallet don’t ruptcha

No mo livin’ with roachas

Or Beer Barrel polkas

Cash Now Sucks


Cash now for structured settlement sounds pretty desirable at first, but after the reality sets in, you realize selling it ain’ worth shit.  That’s because my brother, you don’t have the income you sold.  You set yourself up to fail.












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