Cash Now Sucks for Structured Settlement

Cash now sucks and nothing sucks more than a website from India, where there are no structured settlements, trying to sound authoritative to Americans with a structured settlement. Today I’m disgusted with an Indian website called I Love Structured that is bad. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was commissioned by someone here in the […]

Forum Shopping Is Structured Settlement Dumbasstry

Forum shopping is a fucked up business practice where dudes offering you cash now incentivize you to lie on your cash for structured settlement application and to a Court in a place that you don’t live so you can get cash. And they tell you it perfectly legal. The problem bro is that this is […]

Annuity Sold Exec Smacked Upside in Google Gaming

A representative  of Owings Mills based Annuity Sold, sent documents to a process server in California for an “online reputation management” lawsuit in Rhode Island that two lawyers said was phony.  Read it in Washington Post.  Homies this is some fucked up shit.  According to the lawyers who did the research on these phony lawsuits,  […]

ISettlements Need I-Glasses

In the words of Pink Floyd, ‘ we don’t need no education’  Long haired English dudes from the 1970s must’ve inspired Isettlements, because based on the Coppertoned Fort Lauderdale structured settlement buyer bullshit they trying to spoon feed the homes, muthafukkaz show they don’t know shit about structured settlements. and they seem to think y’all […]

JG Wentworth Death Watch | JG Rapper

JG Wentworth stock the epitome of cash now sucks homes.  Suckas losing lots of Benjamins all the way to the cash now for structured settlements shitter.  They be on death watch.  50 Cent now worth more than JG Wentworth.  So check out this rhyme, some more sublime, about the Radnor  Pennsylvania company suffering a case […]

Structured Settlement Cash Now Junk

People live to regret selling structured settlement for cash now.  Structured settlement cash now ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.  One you starts selling structured settlement it’s addictive like crack and the structured settlement buyers know this. That’s why they keep calling and calling and calling. Beware of structured settlement cash now junk!  Check […]

Structured Settlement Forger

Dude named Jose Manuel Camacho Jr.  got busted in Broward County Florida for forging 7 judges signatures on 104 or more structured settlement transfer orders.  Camacho admitted to the structured settlement transfer forgeries.  He was charged with multiple counts of a Class 3 felony on this rap. The Camacho dude was a so-called “officer of […]

Unlicensed Salesmen

If you sell structured settlement, you enter what a writer for the Washington Post calls the “netherworld of structured settlements”.  It is a world of unlicensed salesmen and saleswomen who some liken to flesh ripping scavenging birds of prey. I know it’s hard to believe. In Nevada you need a license to be a “hoe”or  […]

Baltimore City Lead Poisoning Kids Prey

Baltimore City lead poisoning kids have been preyed upon by a Chevy Chase company called Access Funding, according to a front page story in the Washington Post. It is a thoroughly scathing article by Terrence McCoy that suggests that Access Funding has taken advantage of poor black Baltimore city kids who were victims of lead […]

Annuity Cash | Sell Annuity for Lump Sum

Is annuity cash really the best thing? Should you sell your annuity for a lump sum of cash? What about cash for structured settlement annuity? Maybe you should think twice.  Maybe you should seek independent professional advice.  Here’s what the periodic payment poet Master Funky Chicken has to say on the topic. Annuity cash Don’t […]