Don’t Talk to Strangers About Your Structured Settlement!

You know its really strange how some people just feel like flapping they gums when they get some settlement money. Speaking of your structured settlement, or any part of your settlement, to unqualified strangers is one of the worst things you can do. You may as place a bullseye on your ass to help those […]

They Sent You Mailers

One of the most annoying things is all those damn mailers you get from companies trawling for you to sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what they may be worth. They sent you mailers But they ain’t no sailors Target the out on bailers Down on their luck wailers Punk you with […]

What is A Secondary Market Annuity?

Listen up y’all. A secondary market annuity is not an annuity. It’s like shit you can buy at your local pawnshop after people so desperate, they sell their payments for pennies on the muthafukkin dollar. And that’s not all homes. I read that are some poor people who invested in secondary market annuity lost their […]

Cash Now Sucks. Structured Settlement Cash Now Sucks

Cash now sucks because all you get if you sell your structured settlement for cash now is just pennies on the dollar. What a rip off and it really sucks in the long term. It definitely ain’t the muthafukkin’ shit that them punk ass salesmen say it is. So don’t be a fool bro. Your […]

StructuredSettlement.Us.Com | Structured Settlement BS

Structuredsettlement.us.com is like a lotta websites out there that think they gonna get over on minorities. It don’t matter if y’all are black, white, Hispanic or whatever else, these are liars lookin to pay you just cents for every dollar of your structured settlement.  That’s why it don’t make no sense. Pay attention on this. […]

Cash Fast But Can’t Make It Last

Cash Fast for structured settlement is A horse’s ass with effin’ Cheese Whiz Lyin’ muthafukkaz grab on to your payments Leaving y’all to graze on fuckin’ hay and Velamints   They Say Cash Fast But They Can’t Make It Last So Now You Force to Fast And Feel Like a Dumb Ass   Structured Settlement […]

Best Structured Settlement Annuity Companies 2018 | Top10 Reviews Sucks

Best Structured Settlement Annuity Companies was published by Top10Reviews.com. They suck. Not a single one of the Best Structured Settlement Annuity Companies on that list is licensed to sell structured settlement annuities.  Not one of them is licensed to buy structured settlement annuities either. TheTop 10 Review site is bull shit. They trying to get […]

JG Wentworth Bankrupt | Featured in Urban Dictionary

JG Wentworth bankrupt. JG Wentworth hit the skids in November, filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  After going public in late 2013,  the JG Wentworth stock was mainly on a downward slide. The Structured Settlement Watchdog said their stock chart was like one Big F-U to investors.  Sure looks like it.  Stockholders get zilched out after the […]

Secondary Market Annuity | Pawn It Like a Gold Chain

Today we be talking Secondary Market Annuity. A Secondary Market Annuity is Not an Annuity or so I read from The Dawg.  Basically what happens is when young brothas get chumped by some rich dudes from Florida, they pawn it off like a fuckin’ gold chain man., except a judge has to approve the deal.  […]

Up Your Ass With That Lump Sum Of Cash

Up Your ass with lump sum of cash because structured settlement cash now sucks. Lump sum for structured settlement is where you sell your structured settlement payments for a fraction of what it is worth. In August 2015, as information started oozing out of Access Funding in Chevy Chase like a draining abcess, it opened […]