Annuity Cash | Sell Annuity for Lump Sum

Is annuity cash really the best thing? Should you sell your annuity for a lump sum of cash? What about cash for structured settlement annuity? Maybe you should think twice.  Maybe you should seek independent professional advice.  Here’s what the periodic payment poet Master Funky Chicken has to say on the topic.

Annuity cash

Don’t do anything rash

The teeny pile of cash for your payments

Be gone in a flash


Annuity cash

Where does  that leave you

In Deep Do Do

You Little Rabbit Foo Foo

They bopped you on the head.


The bopped you on the head

Now you in the red

No more street cred

No more mo-ped


With annuity cash

You ain’t done

With only just one

Harassing phone calls

From scum balls in overalls

to do rags and underalls

Douche bags

Fuck ’em all


Cash now sucks

Don’t mind the shmucks

In the fancy tux

Scarfing ya bucks.

Leaving you down on your luck


Stay out of the muck

Keep your bucks

Structured settlement bucks

are great kind of bucks


Your income is smooth and predictable

The “mo flow”, to babes. irresistible.




















Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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