Annuity Cash Out Rap, by Master Funky Chicken
You Stick Your Ass Out
For Annuity Cash Out
An Annuity cash out
Is Financial flame out
You Gotta Big Pout
With Your Big Snout
Now Your Just Out
Like a big drought
Now your cereal bowl
Like the Dust Bowl
With a Little Creole
You in a Hole
Funk Soul Brotha Got a Doubt Now
Can’t Get Out Now
Structure went pow pow
Roar turn into meow meow
She slaps you “ow ow”
Since your annuity cash now
Sold structure to bitch named Wanda
Who bought an anaconda
For her friend Sheronda
Who drives a tricked up Honda
Yeah THAT Sheronda
She did a syndication
With no gesticulation
To the United Nations
Went on vacation
With her Alsatian
Now Your girl is right
No nookie tonight
You Got a Real Plight
No financial might
Cuz Your Sold your Structure
To a Cash Now Vulture
Now you in horticulture.
Cash Now Sucks!