Annuity Cash Out is Financial Flame Out

Annuity Cash Out Rap,  by Master Funky Chicken

You Stick Your Ass Out

For Annuity Cash Out

An Annuity cash out

Is Financial flame out

You Gotta Big Pout

With Your Big Snout

Now Your Just Out

Like a big drought


Now your cereal bowl

Like the Dust Bowl

With a Little Creole

You in a Hole


Funk Soul Brotha Got a Doubt Now

Can’t Get Out Now

Structure went pow pow

Roar turn into meow meow

She slaps you “ow ow”

Since your annuity cash now


Sold structure to bitch named Wanda

Who bought an anaconda

For her friend Sheronda

Who drives a tricked up Honda

Yeah THAT Sheronda


She did a syndication

With no gesticulation

To the United Nations

Went on vacation

With her Alsatian


Now Your girl is right

No nookie tonight

You Got a Real Plight

No financial might

Cuz Your Sold your Structure

To a Cash Now Vulture

Now you in horticulture.

Cash Now Sucks!














Published by FunkyChicken

I love funky music, lyrical poetry and the "rhyme sublime". A rapper with an interest in structured settlements. I read about too many brothers and sisters getting hosed by advertisers buying structured settlements. Having to sell your structured settlement sucks, but many people don't have the access to the information they need and making bad decisions, so I decided to rap home the message.

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