Sign On Bonus

Structured settlement buyers like to entice you with a sign on bonus or a free IPad, smartphone or TV. It’s a sucker’s play to divert you from the massive amount of future value you will be losing by selling your structured settlement.  Are you a sucka? Sign on bonus Swallow you in like Jonahs With […]

Structured Settlement Sale

Should you do a structured settlement sale or a structured settlement loan?   The choices are A, B, or neither one.  Read on. Structured Settlement Sale Your wallet on the third rail Eating out of garbage pails Things sure ain’t swell  (with Southern accent)   I just want a home Where da buffalo roam First word […]

Get The Cash You Need Sooner

Structured settlement buyers be falling all over themselves trying to convince you that they can get the cash you need sooner.  Unless the structured settlement buyers want to pay everyone’s “Uncle” 40%,  for not following the law, then they just full of head cheese.  Pay no mind to the structured settlement buyers,  but enjoy this […]

Get Your Cash Now

Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye  Hear Ye Get Your Cash Now Hear Ye Hear Ye You may may as well be at the circus and substitute the word “peanuts”.   In this case you are nuts to enter the cash now circus.   Cash now like a circus baby Trapeze into the a-byss, maybe Three […]

Sell Structured Settlement For Cash

Should you sell your structured settlement for cash?  I don’t think so.  Here’s why.   Sell structured settlement for cash? Why should you do anything rash Rustle up some corn beef hash Instead of making a hash of your cash And smoking the rest of your stash Go British with bangers and mash   Sell […]

Get Cash For Structured Settlement

You think you want to get cash for structured settlement, but the teaser often turns out to not be a crowd pleaser.  You give up way too much.  Don’t want to be living in a rabbit hutch,  Dutch!  A free I-Pad or a couple of gift cards pales in comparison to what you give up.  […]

Sell My Structured Settlement

Sell structured settlement advertising is mostly bullshit. Here we have a good laugh about a hypothetical encounter with a company in Florida that is trying to get you to sell your structured settlement.  Enjoy the rhyme sublime homies!   Sell my structured settlement Is Not a Good Idea Dude can’t even pronounce onomatopoeia Funk coming […]

Unlock Structured Settlement

Unlock structured settlement is a pile of marketing crock created by structured settlement buyers some of who even use handcuff images to deceive and entice unsophisticated brothers and homes who are receiving structured settlement payments, to sell them at a big discount.  Here’s more rhyme sublime  to give you the 411 on this predatory “unlock […]

I Have a Structured Settlement But I Always Go Meow

I Have a Structured Settlement and I Always Meow Hard not to purr when you get stable payments now The tax free benefits are helpful too The wife gets tax-free when I die,  she’s a Happy Sue   Keep hearing these commercials that are on TV Funny as they are they promote JG Think I’ll […]

Highest Cash Offer Structured Settlement

“Highest cash offer for structured settlement” is on par with I promise I won’t “pour rum” in your mouth” .  Virtually every structured settlement buyer makes the same dubious claim.  If only go to Tightwad Capital then their offer is the “highest offer”. If you go to TightWad Capital and Miser Moron Settlement Purchasers, you may […]